Taking a 35 year old indonesian home, only in vegas ;-)
Bts the comment you were making during that picture was "look we have penises"
I think I should have my paycheck direct deposited to the bar
I just want you to know the floor between our rooms isnt sound proof "Captain Cock"
what is the aproppriate waiting time between having sex and playing super Mario brothers
6 min
So I think his penis grew over the weekend. Is that possible or does absence make the dick grow longer?
We just shotgunned beers for America
hey tell your friend im sorry for licking his mouth, that was probably inappropriate
I brought his matress to the living room we're laying on it listening to rick james drinking vodka
I.V.'s should just be available for purchase at Walmart. God I'm dehydrated.
I had him autograph the condom wrapper.
Now I can't unsee my hot boss's under-boobs. Monday will be awkward.
Pics or STFU
In local news, attempts to hide phone from extremely drunk self prove unsuccessful for Dallas woman.
I'm gonna have to shit in a bar again tonight
It's not a walk of shame if you run
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