He only uses me for sexual pleasure. The sad part is I don't even feel like a slut. I just I feel like I should just live in the top drawer of his nightstand....for free of course.
Why is there an empty beer bottle in the shower?
Why wouldn't there be.
i know this sounds kinda weird but his cock smelled like fabric softener. it was so refreshing.
im afraid if i stop breathing i will turn into a porcupine
He wasn't there when I woke up so I left him a heart shaped line before I left.
WHY IS HE GONE WHEN I ACTUALLY HAVE THE AMOUT OF ESTROGEN TO HUMP A SQUIRREL?!?!
How do I respond to this?! It's not easy to say "you're hot & the sex was good, but outside the bedroom you scare me"
Any recommendations for how to tell your wife about the pics of her 19 yr old sister on a porn site without admitting you were surfing said porn site?
Went home last night with a guy in a tutu, didn't know he was wearing a tutu until he threw it at me in the bedroom. God I love Halloween.
Also, do you have any insight as to WHY I have a note saved from the 17th of June that reads *clears throat*, "you got that swanky blues libido"
It's brunch. If you find dick at brunch. You an A+ hoe.
Nothing like ripping open the box with your keys on a sat R train and throwing back the morning after pill with some coconut water on my way to work at a fitness studio for free
She was calling him Bob Saget and asking him to buy her shots....how do you think the night went?
I'm too depressed to drink my wine. That is what I would call a serious problem
my roommates gone so i can take codeine and sleep naked
Randomize
