It really wasent that hard. The male one had a M and the woman one had a W. I just couldent comprehend that at the time.
Pls don't use the words alligator, purple, and sperm in the same sentence ever again.
This is worse than the time I broke into Subway to steal bread.
Yup. We're now banned from TWO of our nation's finest zoos.
I wish I could just hang out in ERs.
We had a deepthroating contest with breadsticks at Olive Garden
Just watched a girl fall down the stair and be to drunk to get up. The only stair in the bar. It's like watching a turtle on it's back.
Celebrated the veterans I suppose, my mouth tastes of gin and black outs
If I ever look like I'm about to have a repeat of last night, hit me. Just smack me as hard as you can.
The cat just walked up and made eye contact with me while I had sex. I'm going to have to burn the house down with him in it.
I just bottomed with the last unicorn playing in the background. I've hit a new level of gay.
I'M SORRY THIS WAS SEXTING AND I MADE IT SERIOUS.
All I need to do is acquire a Shrek costume.
Please don't traumatize your girlfriend too terribly. Have fun.
We go out and drink, fuck, and I stay the night. He agrees to it because he knows I'll hook him up to IV fluids in the morning. Everyone wins
it will be a surprise...all I can say is stripper clown.
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