How long until YT realizes that it's a man?
Ninja stars and alcohol are a bad combo
You know you're deprived when the only thing you taste while chewing gum is the 2 grams of sugar alcohol.
Well, think of it this way, if this were 200 years ago your father would have received the most goats in all the village for your fertile loins. Think about that.
If it wasn't obvious enough to the cops that she was drunk, she threw in, "I like the colors of the lights because it makes purple."
Can you deep fry cheerios do you know? crucial question
They figured our he was high when he told the manager he wanted a break to go wrap his dick in toliet paper and pretend it was a ghost.
Walk back down Church toward Mass Ave. Take a right and head for the guy in a kilt on top of the really tall unicycle. C u soon!
Every time he asks me if I'm horny I'm just like come on...stupid question
He said, "cum on daddy's dick!" ... I pictured my dad. That just scarred me for life.
These kids are nice. Shrooms make everything so nice.
Tolerating him while I'm not drunk is like trying to find a word that rhymes with orange
I would date him. For 1 month. Just so I could say I was a trap queen for 1 month.
No I come to this class stoned every week. Except last week when I was drinking in class
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