i cant believe jose lima did steroids
apparently the kind that make you shitty at baseball
she said she likes her vagina punished
being with you and your tiny dick is punishment enough
I'm not sure, but I think she had a tampon in when we fucked
Even tho I saw his penis. He is still a really nice guy.
Did I at antime last saturday slip away and sign up for a prayer circle?
Why do you have to go to the hospital?
I gotta apologize to a male nurse who's tryin to press assault charges on me
Aaaand I cut your bangs with a large knife last night ...
It's amazing how not interested in talking to him I am since I've decided that he probably has chlamydia.
Just had the best random sex ever with a girl I picked up from a pro choice rally uptown. God bless the Democratic National Convention.
Want to run by the liquor store later? Tequila Youn should really be in attendance at Party Mountain. No one else could be our spirit animal.
So we stayed at his mom's and all got drunk and he and I hooked up in his old bedroom. Then his drunk mom came in and tackled us when we were still naked. Why does this keep happening to me?
My condom drawer is now filled with W-2s and tax return documents. Is this adulting?
hey, so i dont know your name. but im guessing we had sex last night. seeing that you're in my phone as "had sex time thursty thursday guy"
She was riding a razor scooter down the street wearing nothing but a feather boa it was beautiful.
This is the most exciting thing since movie theater hand jobs
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