She does have a great personality.
Yeah, in her vagina.
I convinced her last night that my actual nickname was "No Condom John"
recess is on disney at 4 in the morning, insomnia has never been so rewarding
Yeah I'm about to go down a waterslide that comes out a 2nd story window. I love college.
when life gives you lemons, puke and rally.
She said just put your tongue in there and don't linger. I have other things to do.
I've hit an all time low I just sent a boob pict to fat Randall the one I gave a partial bj to a year a a half ago
Is it possible to rally from a drunken seizure?
Plus it's a good way to scope out guys. Have them fight for you, like real males do in nature.
All the party invite said was a date and "21 to drink, 18ish to sleep over"
Telling the family you're going for a run, getting dressed in workout clothes, and then walking halfway around the block and smoking a joint. This is my life
I mean, how am I going to build a relationship on trust if he finds out I roofied him?
Do you know anyone else that comes home with unexplainable injuries as many nights a week as we do?
dude, he literally lasted one minute. and i paid 8 dollars for cabs.
Apparently I was carrying around a bottle of listerine calling it 5 loco
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