i think i have herpe
just one?
Plus she can make a mean sandwich! That's all I really need. Well that and foot jobs...
Its so akward after he cums on my face. like usually the porn just ends
Of course I was flustered, I had a lot of penis in my face.
Is it worth it to drive to a zoo with a high possibility of sex at said zoo?
There was blow residue on my chem book and my TA was like, did u stain your notebook with CaCO3?
He walked in at 7am saying that the police had his shoes and phone because he's being investigated for attempted auto theft.
Unfortunately, the Bilbo Baggins adventure side of me that likes to go on adventures appears to be losing to the side of me that likes to smoke weed in the bathtub and watch Workaholics.
The guys in the quick check just recognized me as the girl who bought rolling papers and whipped cream. This is the walk of shame on crack.
I'm pretty sure I just need an IV drip of Plan B at this point...
Got paid 100 bucks to babysit a kid for five hours while hungover. I slept the whole time and threw up twice. Yes 100 bucks.
I JUST GOT WOKEN UP TO HIM PISSING ON ME SAYING "IT HAS TO HAVE WATER TO GO TO THE BATHROOM" AND AFTER HE FINISHED HE DIDNT REMEMBER DOING IT
It wasn't exactly a dick pic. It was more like a body shot with a hint of wiener.
please god let this picture I just uploaded not have my vagina in it
did he think i wouldnt notice the naked girl in the backseat
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