belinda wants 2 know wr u got ur butt pads
i dont wear butt pads that thang is au naturel
Yeah...right...LMAO
$1.99 mimosas n bloodys til 3. Happy hour starts at 4. We're gonna ride the mechanical bull to kill the hour inbetween.
Please take video.
It's like you are the superhero of getting jizzed on
We are doing handstands and somersaults in the pool. With an inflatable beer pong table and our regular beer pong table. We're ponging by land and by sea
The other. Cat spoke to me and left. This shit is laced
The first cat might save me but they are taking out masks
Drunk cheerio confetti may seem like a brilliant idea when your drunk, but believe me, the next day, its a horrible, horrible mess.
Meeting his dad and brother for the first time at the jail while I'm bailing him out ISN'T exactly how I pictured this relationship going....
HES DOING PULLUPS BE STILL MY BEATING HEART
Dude this weed smells so good they should make it into a Vicks vapor rub scent and I would rub it all over myself.
I wound up gambling on giant connect four with the bartender. I think he saw my boobs.
Last night was incredible. I can tell by the nacho cheese on my jacket
Every time I start to think he's just not worth the trouble, he puts his face down there and I wanna buy him a car
I just my had my first cup of coffee in a week. I think I might orgasm.
I NEED HELP. IM TRIPPIN BAWLS IN THE BACK OF MY MOMS CAR.
Before making travel and hotel reservations to meet your "affair" for the first time, consult your menstrual calendar! $633 wasted!
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