my little brother just caught me blowing my step cousin in the lobby bathroom at our family reunion
Some milfs here doing some blow
Dad?
separated laundry into 'got laid' and 'didn't get laid' piles.
all they had in the fridge was rum and filled water balloons
There are 9 condoms on my bed either i met the greatest girl ever last night or something horrible has happened.
He was singing "i gotta feeling" under his breath as i was pulling my top off.
he was cradling you in his arms feeding you rum straight from the bottle and you kept sucking his fingers.
Please tell me why there is some girl tied to our toilet?
I assume it was your influence that had me go from DD to waking up out on the deck with one eyebrow shaved off??
I went to the haunted house just to see her - Hello new fetish!
Nobody is stopping the marines from drinking in class on veterans day. They literally brought a cooler with a bottle of whiskey and vodka on ice. And are passing out red cups to anyone interested. Staying in Vegas for college has officialy become an A+ decision
Rehydrating your liver back to life is never a good idea.
I DID MY EXPERIMENTING. FOUR YEARS OF IT. IN HIGH SCHOOL.
I refuse to be socially acceptable any longer than what is needed to pick up chinese food.
I just want him to go down on me while I eat a burger. Is that too much to ask?
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