he just told me his nickname was "nickexplodeon"
does that mean he doesn't last long?
he was chasing shots of soco with fistfuls of my birthday cake
at the resort hottubing with french twins, who brought champange. this should be a postcard.
I can't tell whether I'm throwing up blood or licorice.
He just refered to Steak and Shake as "a good place for couples". I will definitely not be shacking tonight.
I'm pretty sure my penis yawned halfway through. That loose.
protesters in toronto definately have the best pot
In case you come back to the room and i'm not here, yes there's a cup filled with gravy in the microwave. Just take it out if you need to heat something.
I HAVE A PIGEON IN MY JACKET.
do you think they make 'sorry for walking in on you drunkenly jacking of to a picture of me' cards?
When i left he was drinking an entire pot of coffee out of the pot with a straw. It's safe to say he's using a personal day
We can just chill or day drink or smoke or watch law and order marathon or play just dance 4 or watch a movie or go to the movies or play hide and seek or hug, so many options
Just told my boss I wasn't coming in to work because of a serious case of blue balls. Totally made having them worth it.
then he grabbed my tit and yelled "FOR NARNIA!!" then dove into my vag. i think I will do him again strictly for the entertainment value
The Adderall says yes, but my body says no.
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