It really wasn't that bad. Well, it was pretty bad, but only in 3 second bursts.
I am officially superior to you. I said "Go Go Gadget Dick" before I fucked her. I dare you to beat that.
i wonder what barack obama's brickbreaker high score is...
I didn't realize how hung over I was until I rolled over and the world rolled over with me.
Just because we had intercourse doesn't mean we're friends.
They are making fun of natty and blackberries.
Tell them they are ugly.
Somewhere at this very moment, a group of drunk white girls are singing dont stop believing.
She's singing So Happy Together to her burrito, I want to be on her level.
I'm more impressed with the spaghetti smoothie at the present moment.
what customs doesn't know wont hurt them
If my birthday doesn't end with my panties hanging from a ceiling fan, I'm holding you responsible.
He called yelling about whhhhhhiskey and enchiladas I heard sirens in the background last time I talked to him b
Just walked out of the train bathroom after having sex and got a round of applause from the passengers. Definitely the best part of the trip.
I dont even know what happened i just remember waking up with beer cans outlining my body...
FYI there's a girl here with happy daddy written on her tits
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