thx for the lesson on dirrty dancing
your profile still reads that you like women...interesting? I think there is some photography and video that will show otherwise
how can getting a pizza be this hard?
when you've been drinking 14 hours anythings impossible
He said something pertaining to Ragu and vodka I'm worried
Your excessive judging is making this uncomfortable
I wanna throw up and cum in that order
I don't give a damn about what he wants to do with his life. Personalities are for pussies.
I just want to pat him on the head, bake him some cookies, and reassure him that, someday, he will get laid.
I need you to perform a face transplant. Please remove your face from your accounting book and relocate it to where it's most needed - between my legs.
Dude, I can't even reach my asshole to wipe it. I have a lot more to be thankful for this Thanksgiving.
I can't help you there
I just fucked her in the corner of an ally while holding a large pizza waiting on a pledge for a ride.
He says it takes a lot to subdue the urge to just bury his face in my vagina. Of course, I have absolutely no problem with this.
We watched ESPN, hooked up, got waffles. You know, a typical weekend.
How is it that 364 days a year I'm the adult, but on Halloween you completely forget how to have fun and become my grandma?
I currently hiding in an upside down garbage can please come find me
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