is the fantasy fufillment of sex in a hot tub worth the possible infection?
she called my cock the "semen sword" and then we invented a position called excalibur
New drinking game watching teenage mutant ninja turtles movie and drinking every time raphael says damn, someone says april or ms oneil, and shredder appears And every time we see a mustache
i hate when i ask a girl what she's being for halloween and the first word isn't "slutty"
please take me off your list of people to text when you don't want to drink by yourself.
I peed glitter this morning and had a beard drawn on my face with eyeliner. Last time I do shots with gay Dan.
making an indian outfit so we can be pochohantas and john smith and fuck in the canoe on the night float
It was his birthday this weekend. I had to carry him 6 blocks, in 3 inch heels. The entire time he was trying to molest me, eat my face, and try to stop every two feet to tie his shoe. He would light a cigarette, forget about it, almost burn everyone, throw it out, then decide he wanted to smoke. He kept repeating that he trusts me with his life.
...Wow...
I could be a kindergarten teacher
Please come home, i don't want to feel like basket garbage girl but I'm in your alleyway and not sure how to change that.
Try to make ecstasy cheese. Capitalize on the molly and greek yogurt trends. MARKETING
I thought my ass was sore from the gym then I realized it was from being spanked. Confusing time in my life.
I'm just going to take the mature adult root and ignore him for a bit, and then pretend like I didn't see him jerking off.
Funny you say that, I just sold my stripper pole to my mom tonight...
Legal advice please. Can you sue someone for jerking off to photos of you?
She tied me to the bed and did lines off my chest before sex. I’m going to put that on my bucket list just so I can cross it off
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