There's a technique?! I just slide my tongue around
Sex tip #67: Jizz in the eye is very near the equivalent to pepper spray. Not recommended for pleasure enhancement.
i just snorted my name. best moment ever
I have no idea what happened last night, but you're the only person I remember smashing my face into. Be honored.
I just remember taking her cat for a walk around 3 am then falling asleep in a slide at the park
Aaaand I cut your bangs with a large knife last night ...
Well, I want to see you regardless of whether or not you will lick whipped cream off my body.
Her virginity is one of the last things that remains of our childhood.
Is it really road head if took place on kayaks in the river?
Is it weird that the girl he dated after me had a child with him and it has my name? I think it means he's not over me. Or I'm really self absorbed...
What am I doing with my life
Sleeping with dudes who have peacocks apparently.
Had the best sex Thursday night then Friday night I met his girlfriend. The worst thing is we became friends like she gave me her number.
At least I had a $10 coupon for Plan B today. Smart shopping for bad decisions
so my dads pretending to use the snow blower and theres absolutley no snow one the ground.... someone should really lock our liqour cabinet
I just bought two 8 Balls of Coke from the chick nurse that stitched my leg together in the ER after my bike accident last summer.
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