Where are you???
With some dude on the way to his house to blaze
You went back to a stranger's house????
He isn't a stranger...he used to be on kids, inc.
I love LA.
i'm not sure what happened. i know i woke up on the floor of his bathroom, then had morning sex with him. dont remember getting to his apt. dont remember much.
morning sex?... maybe not a total mistake then? he seems like a normal person, so rare at BU
oh no, he's far from normal. i know his high school girlfriend. she's CRAZY. and he definitely deals prescription drugs. also. he had sex with me even though i slept on his bathroom floor.
do you actually have a paper bowl full of broken glass and ecstasy or was that just a dream?
It looks like I promised him my virginity, in spanish. What the hell did you give me?
Happy Thanksgiving! Hope its not too awkward that your dad and your boyfriend are the same age.
You should probably stop your little brother from ruining thanksgiving. I just caught him trying to stuff a cake in a drawer... And now he's puking.
Somebody really needs to come home and pick up the used condom from the middle of the wood room floor. It's blue, if that helps decide who comes - uh, home.
Just left a strip club where they let me on stage to teach them tricks. Time of my life!
I just told my mother my "if there are drugs I'm only taking them if I don't have to pay" rule and witnessed her perception of my shatter and crumble behind her eyes.
you missed 2am bagpipes and my roommate looking hot as fuck in a kilt
You've seen the quality of dick pics I normally get. The bar is high.
You know you hit Mardi Grad bottom when you come to in someone's kitchen on the floor and you are eating gumbo out of a Mixing bowl with a ladle......yeah rock fucking bottom
I'm never celebrating Galentine's Day again. It was a whorrific mess.
He called out my ex's name during sex.
Alex is a pretty common unisex name.
It was the same Alex. I asked.
How drunk were you? in an effort to seduce him, you demonstrated your lap dance skillz on his dog.
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