Tell him ill love him long time
I'll assure him of it
I seriously can't date anymore I forgot how to hide my crazy
I'm drinking in the hospital parking lot.
Omg Kevin Jonas is engaged!!!!!!
Omg really? To who. Gay marriage is only legal in like 3 states.
You decided to make a porno with gummy bears and things went downhill from there.
Two dudes got up on top of the pianos and danced shirtless. They didnt even get kicked out. I love vegas
I know it's pride week, but your asshole is just never supposed to taste like banana.
I'm pretty sure the guy she brought home is a polish porn star..
thanks for piggy backing me around for the rest of the night when I got too drunk to stand.
Got another job?
If by job you mean clever way of getting free tattoos, then yes. I got another job.
how am i in montreal? thats like a 3 hour train ride. i remember nothing.
according to the calendar even that i put in my phone last night, i'm supposed to fuck shit up at 11am today... i really hope i didn't miss something important
I went to steal condoms from your room and all I could find was chik fil a sauce
I met up with trey last night. He whispered in my ear "I love you" then raised his voice and said "but not in a I want to marry you kind of way, but if you died I would cry."
I’m 37 with a career and a home and yesterday my niece set up Snapchat so I can sext with my 22 year old boyfriend/fuck buddy. Yes. Yes I’d say I need help?
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