I'm not really sure actually. until I fell in love with a boy (which was just a few weeks ago) I thought my attraction to men was purely physical.
so you were gay...and then you realized you were EVEN MORE gay
FYI... At my funeral, it will be your job to throw yourself dramatically onto my casket.
At barnes & noble, drinking beer out of thermoses, lookin legit.
i was just singing like a virgin out loud my mom told me to stop kidding myself
one of my coworkers is shitshow drunk, getting naked. she's about to ride the bull.
i was just going to ask if it would be cool for me to come and have a beer...
it's total chaos here. i may ride the bull... i'll be visible.
How did she break his doorknob?
That was our fault. We put a chair under the doorknob so that she wouldn't wander out of his room in the middle of the night and jump into bed with her ex. But she's stronger than we thought.
Apparently im getting a reputation for how i mix drinks. Im the midas of booze. Everything i touch turns to koolaid.
He just remixed a spongebob song with 2 chainz..... Clearly I love him
You me handle of captain and a sorostitute study sesh, if we don't get laid mancards must be relinquished
Just got a blowjob from a coed in exchange for saving her an iPhone 5 when I get them in stock. Sometimes it's awesome to be a Verizon employee.
she fell THROUGH the wall. All in all id have to say that my neighbors where pretty chill about it tho.
Do I get bonus points if I get lockjaw after a cosmic blowjob?
...this is why fuck buddies should be only for grownups.
Listen, all I’m saying is, if you’re lying naked next to a hot chick, you don’t start discussing dental hygiene.
you tried to fight the cop who was busting the party, you said you had a constitutional right to do a keg stand...
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