I feel odd... a had sex with a chick and she keept her socks on...
i feel like im doing the pre-walk of shame..like every car that drives by is like, ooooo look at that girl, in that itty bitty dress, yep shes about to get her skank on tonight...
I have a love/hate relationship when men come within a 10 minute time frame.
I love how adderall is equivalent to money on a college campus. just got a ride home and paid the driver in adderall...yeeah buddy
Everybody was literally kung fu fighting
i had to pay fifty dollars for throwing up in the limo, 60 fucking dollars to throw up all over myself
We're friends with people in his circle of friends so we're half way in. It's like I've already given him a hand job.
Well, I now know how many glasses of wine it takes for me to fuck my neighbor.
I'm not making any promises. But if I start throwing food at you, just go with it.
He's German, so by default he gets to fuck me.
Are you two whores ready for me to turn the light on so you can see what you came home with last night?
An image of us stuck like that like Pompeii comes to mind. A wonder for future anthropologists
You get 5 min
Your time limits don't scare me, I'll include foreplay and redressing in that 5 min. If you wanted to challenge me you should say you got an hour, id be scared then and more creative.
I got with him in my watermelon costume so ya you owe me $1
If I don't get struck by a lightning bolt from God by midnight it will be a Christmas miracle.
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