I don't think brook has ever known best
he took his pants off right in front of me then just stood there so i went for his boxers and he said he was waiting till marriage
also. he gave me a foot massage during 69ing when i got a cramp. he's a winner.
It's pretty bad that I know he's opening his door from the way it squeaks because I have snuck out of his room so many times this semester...
Lost gin update. Blackout me found and re-hid the bottle. Left a note to myself saying, "GOOD LUCK, SUCKER!"
You try staying up all night fucking a guy with a curved dick and see how much you want to go out after that.
His penis without viagra is what breaks my heart.
you're going to have to hot glue me into my dress tonight. there's no way out.
Hey it happens. Think of it this way- you didn't wake up in jail, your face wasn't inexplicably busted and you still have all your teeth. In this group of friends, you're on top!
Juss got out of jail; shes still in there tryin to sing her abc's backwards bc the cops neva asked her too... Whebever she gets to t she starts singin the tequilla song
I apologize for being mean. I love the blender and your vagina.
You were a hurricane of blowjobs and glitter makeup. You came out of the closet and took the house down with it
Using the money underagers give me to buy this semesters books.. My mom would be so proud
So why are your hands bright blue and have you seen my roommate.
Both questions will answer each other.
Most of my life can be described like an HBO prison drama.
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