yeah, but that could mean anything in Denmark.
sent the pic of my tit to the wrong bbm chatroom
It just hit me that i made out with someone's mom last night
Is it bad that John just came to my work to have sex with me bc I felt bad that he slept on his porch last night locked out and I missed all his calls?
I mean, there was frosting being put on a tunafish sandwich. Pretty sure she knew we were high.
its like fishing. just send her some cock shots to keep her on the hook then use tequila to reel her in
we are currently watching a singalong porn...just thought you should know
If someone would have told me in preschool that I was going to do him I would have said no
he just used "boss" and "boner" in the same sentence. I cant respond.
That's all? I'm a pro at gay chicken. I'll touch his dick, I have no problem with that.
Dude id rather jerk off w a fist full of bee's than deal with that girl that never stops talking.
Teflon bitches. Nothing fucking sticks to this kid, not even a kid. Maury Povitched this shit outta that situation.
I would love a rich wife. Then I would be like a gym teacher or some shit. Bigfoot hunter maybe.
I might be offended if you don't bang me tomorrow. You know, for America.
How are you and the lady friend?
Well, she's a lunatic, and I love sex, so we're good.
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