I think she gave up trying 2 land a bf and let herself go
You misogynist thinking that every girl wants a bf
They do. I don't appreciate u using big words idk and im gonna take offense
Spencer Pratt, I WILL beat the shit out of you someday, I Promise
I'll tell you what, we couldn't have asked for better binge-drinking weather.
you tipped EVERY employee at white castle
well i fell out of the hot tub and tumbled down the hill and kicked a plant in the process.
By the way seagulls wings are very soft. And the lesbian and or by sexual twins say hello. Be home in the little bit time frame.
You don't realize it's a small world until your ex girlfriend's dad unintentionally messages you on grindr..what.the.fuck.
I can't stop drooling did you spike my drink?
In the middle of our bar crawl last night we stopped to pet dogs at a dog park. who would let a drunk person bet play with their dog???
A dude I dated in high school just put a status about National Coming Out day. I checked his relationship status. He is dating a dude. Hello, Friday.
I woke up with my wool blanket soaking wet on the dorm room floor, and my sweatshirt hanging on the shower door down the hall. So basically my camp-out-in-the-bathroom idea didn't turn out as planned
I woke up and sent him a text that said 'I'm sorry forever'
Bring me that man meat
The zoom feature on snap chat videos is the worst thing to ever happen to sexting
You know it's been a rough week when you funnel beers by yourself.
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