would you consider dating someone with braces an investment?
My landlord doesn't knock anymore when he shows the apt... So i just had sex in front of a family.
didn't stop?
naw, they were rude, not me.
my three year anniversary of no dick sucking is coming up. you can throw me a party with a penis cake.
No i dont need Magnum Condoms, that would be like putting MC Hammer pants on my dick
You mean 'full wolf form' wasn't a drunk text?
Well regardless of which drugs we choose to do tonight until four in the morning, we are having a wii bowling championship. So choose carefully.
He said he wanted to go to France " just to piss in the nice areas". I want to fuck him.
are you still mad that doritos made their way into my sex life
.....a litte
Whenever I think to myself, "I don't work for a bunch of hours"... It's shot time?
It will be interesting
Isn't that your life's motto?
I'm currently sitting beside my brother who is taking a bath and feeding him nachos while he covers his genitals. If that's not sibling bonding then I don't know what is
Omg I literally just wanna sleep with you right now. Like actual sleep. Not sex. Well maybe. But sleep first
I never thought in a million years that I would have a threesome with my boss and his wife and yet here we are.
my birth father cheated on his wife with my birth mother. it's literally in my blood to be a home wrecker.
Honestly, I am sitting in my room watching Ciara videos and thinking I am super jealous of how she rides it.
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