Cure to hiccups..road head..high five
I love having hate sex.
Yes, you did come over last night. You also tried to give my dog a blowjob. You got rejected.
Just saw the first guy I gave head to lose in the french open...some how I feel better that my mistake made it to the same mistake as our relationship, the third round. Don't judge.
i dont understand why you dont get why i love him. i opened the bathroom door and he had his penis in his right hand and a mcdouble in his left.
I can't leave. She doesn't trust me and my penis being out in the world without supervision.
Quick question, how many times can you get chlamydia before your vagina just gives up and falls off?
Another reason why I like dubstep now, it makes me feel even higher than I already am.
IM FEEDING MY CAT ALL THE HAM
There is a 97.5% chance that my sketchy roommate is also a hooker.
So when can I meet her?
I had sex in the back of a hot foreign guy with a lacoste eye patch's car
I need ecstasy. And, before you ask, the answer is yes right now
I just woke up hand cuffed to the bar and shirtless, so yeah I think I need you to come get me.
It’s a hundred kinds of wrong to do Jell-O shots at home alone. Right?
I support drinking alone. But Jell-O shots. That’s a game changer.
It was platonic naked porno viewing, I swear.
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