So I was blaaazed. & while he was in me all I kept thinking was how bad I'd rather be watching The Office.
I think jizz is working it's way to becoming my number 1 food source.
He was passed out on the floor holding a beer can, rolled over switched hands and never spilled a drop. We need to practice.
Good cause the way I see it, we are down to DAYS left of college so we should have as much naked fun as possible. And Jenga really facilitates that.
my summer class's final was canceled bc it interfered with the world cup. he is giving us all A's on it. I love europe
Its against the rules to not make you aware of his virgin situation prior to penetration
I can't believe all the places I got into shoeless last night. Apparently no one will say no to a girl covered in paint with a ripped shirt
I don't know if it has occurred to you yet, but you are dating a nymphomaniac, and your work schedule is an interference of my needs being fulfilled. Get home now.
This guy smells like mr Rogers puppets and I don't know how to deal with it
That stripper was not happy when I tried putting a dollar in her court mandated ankle bracket/tracking device
Dude I thought she was trying to turn my dick inside out
Obviously last night's theme was "Let's Make Bad Life Choices"
On a serious note, don't let me forget to tell you about firecracker baseball. I'm glad I have my fingers. I had to count them.
Btw I thought it was impossible to use up 48 bottles of patron in one night but I was wrong...
She then told me, and I quote "I want to send you nudes just to see how you'd react."
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