do you think he would believe thats it not really my period, and that i ate a lot of licorice?
Want to come to my BBQ and Blow party?
i just realized why god gave us younger siblings....to DD for us when we come home for the summers
I had five suicidal voicemails from him when I woke up this morning. They all started and ended with "DON'T FUCK MY ROOMMATES".
It was only one, it doesn't count.
I just couldn't help myself when there was a FOUNTAIN OF SHOTS
He grabbed every salt shaker in the apartment and we haven't seen him since. He really really doesn't want to shovel snow anymore.
I'm in class. I'm not opening a page with the words "death erection" in the link. There's people behind me lol.
He's like a perfect storm of amazing hair and horrible judgment.
All I can see in the pic you sent is white shorts...
Thas my pasnts in colleg! Tehy glow! AND SMELL LIKE BEER!
He made me meet him in the baby department of walmart where he was waiting with his pregnant girlfriend. Time for a new dealer
I dont care if your mom convinced you it should be an abstinent christmas. I did horribly on finals and i'm out of booze, so you will get over her and FUCK. ME. NOW.
I resisted the temptation to hold the cake in one hand to alternate bites with the ruffles I was eating. I decided that might make me look dysfunctional.
I'm wearing green eyeshadow so even if I end up totally naked I still won't get pinched.
Life achievement unlocked: I just ate a Slim Jim "Lady and the Tramp" style with a guy in a bar.
Literally had sex in his grow room under a plant.. ganja queen .
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