We walked into the bar in The Flying V formation from The Mighty Ducks. We were ready.
i'm watching the tyra show: "women who beat up their boyfriends" - lets see how she can make THIS one all about herself too.
lets grab drinks (in a friendly, not super awkward because ive eaten your ass kind of way) sometime soon
wow.
Dude she only counts as your gf if you're home. We both signed the fair game contract when we became roommate. So are you really going to be mad or come eat a waffle with us?
You know what i just remembered? I asked the 8 ball if i was gonna get kicked out this semester before any of this stuff happened and it said yes. ITS REAL.
We have so much sex to catch up on
I found one of your hair extensions on the dance floor. You put it back in your hair
And if you ever tell anyone that I have emotions ill kill you
... Cuz there's nothing like having your two male roommates catching you have a good cry in the driveway at 9am on a Wednesday.
Listen, unless you want to spend your birthday in a trunk, you better invite me
What part of don't open in front of your kids didn't you understand? Astroglide, magnums, fuzzy handcuffs and a blindfold are going to be hard to explain as friends presents.
How do you get kicked out of 3 different Subways in one night..
Not very gracefully, that's how.
Exactly best part of my night he took of his shirt and surprise traveler fanny pack
I can see your house from here
Get off of his fucking roof
I'm glad you threw up in my bed because now we talk.
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