I think my favourite thing about cubicles is the fact that I can pick my nose at work
i love how he claims to not know english but when i ask him to come over and fuck me he's all of a sudden fluent
omg. don't know how to spell his name, but hot new zealand guy's dick is magic
I can't really talk right now. I'm getting on a plane to Oregon to go give a guy a bj. I'll see you in three days.
Oh btw, that was a wonderful blow job. You did a good job.
The dumpster is full of naked people swimming. I'm going to join.
Birthday Treasure Hunt was to follow the clues. At each spot there was a stick on tattoo and a shot and at the end there was 2 cases of beer. I have 13 tattoos and don't remember turning 18.
Someone asked me why we were having sex on the porch last night. All I remember is him saying he wanted the recruits to see. This has got to stop.
Her fortune said that she will soon be free. She's taking her bra off at the table.
It was like an ecstasy filled massage for my vagina.
That's the best compliment I have ever received.
Still breathing?
Still breathing , but quite out of it. I think I hallucinated like 20 action sequences.
What.
I have a 30 pack and enough condoms to last until tomorrow morning. Have Mystery Science Theater 3000 ready. I'm on my way over.
Apparently I give handjobs in my sleep. So that's interesting.
Where does dick fit into Maslow's hierarchy of needs?
If I could tell my younger self three things it would be: 1. Smoke a lot more weed 2. Have a lot more sex 3. Own a good set of pots and pans
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