it felt great physically, but AWFUL morally.
Woke up in 100% not my clothes this morning. Third time this month. Fuck. Tequila.
Just bought two budlight beers with a can of tuna at the bar
the last thing i remember is ordering pitchers of white russians....
I'm drinking red wine & feeding anchovies to the dog. I'm really not picky about what kinda of company I'm in.
IF SOMEONE ASKS YOU IF YOU WANT THE GOOD DRUGS YOU SAY YES.
Ok! I picked up an anti-celebratory bottle of champagne on the way to dinner for her going to rehab. That's how I feel about this...
by the way whatever wisdom you imparted upon me last night was lost to whatever i smoked out of a beer can.
You would seriously think I would remember who put themselves in my phone as Burt Rynalds Moustache, but I don't. And I need to be reminded of who you are so I can give you a proper high five.
Vodka and cigarettes aside, my body is a temple.
Last night I went outside to our neighbors and asked them to put in money with me to get a hot tub for our patio. Niceeeee
No no this isn't that fun. I'm alone drinking wine and me and the dogs ran out of things to talk about around 9 am.
This is why you arnt allowed in pet stores
They just made me take another shot and I found out the liquor store next to my brothers house has a petting zoo
Mind. Blown.
I just ordered a five person drink for myself.... Right about now you should start saving me from myself....
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