I mean a good dj is a huge turn on
I knew the sex would be bad when he slipped the rubber on and said "safe sex activated"
not only did i climb through the window at 4 am but here i am 4 hours later for my interview at the mall and i'm staring in the dark pet store barking at puppies
She said she didn't want to have sex because she was so torn up about "this whole NBC thing."
we went to sleep in different beds and woke up spooning. alcohol truly is the anti-cockblocker.
I just ate a whole bag of celery instead of getting up to get a glass of water. That high.
All I can tell you is you will need a rain slicker for tonight's festivities. Any clothes underneath would be highly frowned upon as well.
I get drunk and say inappropriate things... you get drunk and sleep with inappropriate people. it's what we do.
I envy the lives of milf's kids, the little kid grabs her tits and she just laughs and says not now
She made me role-play everything from an older prof to a in-patient in need of a medical exam. Yay for cocaine.
We just found a knife wedged in between the cushions on the couch you guys fucked on...why is this?
I couldn't get past the raccoon on my porch so i slept on my lawn.
Let me shower first- i smell like sex and rock climbing (not so sure how that happened)
It's midsummers eve. A.k.a. come over so we can get drunk and wear leaf crowns
He sent me a picture of his cock that seemed to indicate that we were still on good terms.
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