Are they still out there making out on the couch? How can we get them to leave?
I 'm gonna go stand naked in the kitchen with a knife
Sorry I couldn't get my dick out
the lady in the checkout infront of me had a case of beer, two 40 oz, and activia...really??i dont' think irregularity is her problem
I just fucked a rockette. This would have been amazing a week ago.
It wasn't until that morning that I realized I wasn't actually dreaming, finding myself in the bathtub with someone laying on me
well the hot one passed out so thats that, but then the fat one made chicken nuggets....totally worth it
Yes perhaps we are both wrong. And did you call me bj girl?
We're gonna have screwdrivers in a cab at 4am?
Is that weird?
Less than a month to go... I do not understand how I was able to put up with a roommate who wears bright green Crocs for a year.
His last name was woodcox? That just screams I've got a great penis
She said I'm going to get you stoned and have you fuck me on the couch.
you bet i'm gonna rock his four-foot-two world.
I'm watching Netflix with my cats and eating homemade bread. Everyone and everything can go and fuck itself.
Dude how about today while I was on lunch someone died in the break room at work....I didn't even know we had a break room!!
I've never had to say don't judge me for chip clips in the shower before
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