Yes because finding a guy to give head to is pretty difficult.
I mean not really
Obviously that's why it was a joke you are so stupid it's impossible.
Did we both pass out talking about cake last night?
She greeted me with a new giants jersey and an opening day blowjob. this is true love.
It's only been a week and i've already broken my no summer randoms rule twice.
It's 1 AM and there's a guy outside my house belting out Bennie and The Jets. He stops in between verses to puke. I'm joining him.
No, fuck buddies don't get birthday party privledges...
Sorry.
Survival tip #3: while you're hooking up with him, don't say he reminds you of his brother
Just remembered when I first started going down on him he goes "ok now I feel a little better about the broncos losing"
It made me want to take you home, put you in footie pajamas and feed you spaghettios
AND I JUST BURNT MY BACON. WTF MONDAY. SCREW YOU TOO
Never in a million years thought I would have to put jello shot recipe/equation into an excel spreadsheet
I FUCKED THE WRONG FRIEND HELP ME
I made a White Russian but saw how early it was and decided to substitute it for milk in my lucky charms. This is what it means to be an adult.
All I ever wanted was my bed, Tylenol, and total darkness. Instead I had a pervert with porno posters who blares german rock calling me tootsie pop. How was your saturday night?
I showered three hours ago and yet feel the need for another one already. This is my day.
Randomize
