Yes give me all the cream and he's gone
So at this point...I'm sure you heard the story about Saturday night
If u were an xman, what would ur power be? I would shoot lasers from my boobs.
She started ignoring us once we told her we were out to celebrate your abortion. Who knew strippers could be judgemental?
I gotta find new tactics tho. There's just so many tied up dicks one can look at before part of your soul dies.
Also, any YOLOwl-related sex photos will result in you winning ten orgasms, courtesy of myself, as well as sweets and bacon-based dinner. All entrants welcome
That's just weird. That doesn't make sense sexually at all. I mean, you might as well tape a pen to the tip and try and write your name while you're at it.
She had pubes that could make an episode of Duck Dynasty. Fear the Vag Beard
I just traded a couple nudes for pizza delivery. Call me lazy, easy, or an entrepreneur, but either way I'll have dominoes in 15 minutes.
I ate 2 pot cookies before we left the house. Fuck Pokemon. I'm playing my own game.
I will pay you in sex, beer and popcorn if you will come fold my clothes for me.
Add free use of your panini press and its a deal.
Deal.
Sorry, was sleeping. I heard a rumor that I had a hangover, so I just went with it...
So she said she could really go for a cheeseburger and I remembered I had one in my pocket. No idea where it came from.
His face will be in my vagina later so I'm willing to forgive.
If you survived your 72 hour masturbation marathon put on some pants and come over. My mom dropped off a lasagna.
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