Spotted: Pepto Bismol pink Scion with Ed Hardy sticker on front window, air freshener, and seat covers. Total Douchette Mobile.
CANT TOUCH THIS JUST CAME ON MY IPOD. LOVE STEVE JOBS
dude all my bootycalls are going to Eclipse tonight... Do I really want it that bad?
I cannot even. Taco bell reception. Beers. New friends from Georgia.
I had ketchup on my elbow and a random girl goes "I got it" and licked it off, only on game day
if you do the accent, i'll wear the eyepatch
I know. I feel like I should be doing mature responsible adult things though. Like getting loans, working 60 hours every week and not eating burritos in bed, ya know?
I want a battle ostrich, get me a battle ostrich and then come and make love to me
So far I consider it a great summer because I have had to buy Plan B a total of zero times
I don't think it counts as a booty call at 6:30 pm.
Honestly I really just want to do you in the mail truck. Thought about it a lot today
I can't believe that after 9 years of signing things as "BATMAN", the first place to turn it down was the liquor store down the block.
learning about efficiency and effectiveness in an administration seminar. real world application: walking across the street to the pub on break to shotgun a beer.
Look at us. Planning our business meeting. Including snacks like shrooms & trail mix.
I can't be a daydrinker without you. It just doesn't work.
I love you too.
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