she just walked in and said "well, I got peed on again"...
Do you want the something i can tell my mom in ten year version or the you're gonna call me a whore but be proud version?
Party at my house. Beach themed. Clothing optional.
Wouldn't that make it "Nude Beach Themed?"
Idk if you remember me telling you about him, but I gave him a hj under the stars. Kind of added a little disney aspect to the whole experience.
Do Not. I repeat. DO NOT DRINK WHISKEY TO COPE. You will end up in jail. LEARN FROM THE PRO
Nahh. Maybe not even a handful. It's more like a heaping teaspoon worth of dick.
So i think i'm going to frame my summons tickets and give them to dad as a christmas present...
I am just pathetic enough to be sitting on the couch with my cat drinking absinthe and vodka watching moulin rouge. Hello, tuesday night.
im not sure what exactly happened but i may need help faking my own death
god. I was just thinkin about the fact that there was a time in our life when we didn't drink.
I told him I was very thankful for what his country has done to my vagina and walked away.
did you just describe your masturbation session as "rad af??"
i sent him a nude and he responded 6 hours later
what did he say?
"oh m god,,, whow '!!!!nm"
my god I love twenty year old dicks
OF COURSE I NEED TO KNOW I MUST KNOW EVERYTHING
YOU ARE NOT OMNIPOTENT AND YOU HAVE TO DEAL WITH THAT
I AM OMNIPOTENT AND YOU HAVE TO DEAL WITH THAT
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