What I dont get about To Catch a Predator is who the fuck still uses chat rooms?
You saying I have a drinkingg problem is like saying Superman has a flying problem.
sorry about calling you the devil all night.
I feel like im in a tornado of daylight savings, tequila and death
he squeezed my boobs like he didn't know what else to do with them, then turned down head...
told you he was gay.
Let's get back to talking about you giving me a blow job.
I'm genuinely dissapointed that we didn't make any fat chicks cry
Down at Ground Zero right now. So many people here. It's the most patriotic game of grabass Ive ever seen.
id say bad/good trip...at first I wanted to claw off my skin... but then when i tried i ended up tickling myself for an hour.
Is it sad that i just saw my moms thumb on the table & i instinctively put mine down cuz i thought she was thumbmaster?
Disregard the shoes in the freezer.
This is my transition from small talk texts to booty call texts. Coming over?
Quite the smooth talker. There in 5.
So you're willing to shred any respect that you had for your body on some random chick who's only looking for sex? That's the worst thing I've ever heard.
I mean, it won't be 100% meaningless, I know her middle name.
Can you imagine doing supermarket sweep in a sex store? What's the sex store equivalent of a whole ham?
if my 20s were a chapter in my autobiography, it would be called "the room is spinning and my hands smell like dick"
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