i think the next time he gets me off i'm going to scream bangarang
ru fi oooo
is there anything more depressing than unpacking condoms from your suitcase that you thought you were going to use on vacation?
I just found a beer pong ball in my mail box. I think its a sign
the worst part is we had a camera rolling
Did his mom notice it when she saw u guys?
Yes.
I have to watch that.
Give me a few hours to remember what being sober feels like.
Currently coming up with judgment, the game. Works well on buses, will probably be more entertaining in bars.
I was going to text him and apologize but I didn't want him to think that meant I approved of him being my niece's booty call.
You are too young to settle down enjoy your life. The window to get drunk and have casual sex with strangers gets smaller by the day.
She thought that based on the way she feels that she got drugged last night, but come on, her turn on word is hello, who needs to drug that??
You'd be proud! I didn't lose my id this time... It got confiscated
Got with someone dressed up as Allen from the hangover so that's where I'm at in life
I can't adult today.
Take a nap and try again
I have to buy a couch. There's nothing more adult than buying a couch on a Tuesday.
Then his buddy called and said "my car broke down, I need a ride. If I'm not home by midnight they'll extend my house arrest." And I knew it was time to leave.
I need to start journaling my drunk thoughts. Drunk me is fucking brilliant & sober me is missing out.
he said he's going to burn things and pack his stuff. he may leave tomorrow supposedly but i doubt it
Randomize
