Did you see Brett Michaels get knocked on his ass?
Hurt me personally.
Knocked his cowboy hat off... Bandanna was still good though
I least I know I can't get pregnant because it's on my hair
Who's your beautiful friend? Please include the words "Straight", "Single", and "Legal" in your response.
apparently 9 shots of absynthe does not take away your skill to walk. i just woke up under a tree in some field on the other side of town with 4 hours missing.
He had an itunes playlist named "def not Glee season 1" which contained all of Glee season 1
I just showed my tits to my brother on chatroulette. Could my life get any worse?
Last time I saw him the sun was coming up and he was asleep in the student wellness parking lot. For some reason people were peeing on him.
I dont know how to respond to your rave picture. I mean yeah, he's hot, but it just seems wrong to be like "Please tell me you fucked that guy with the pacifier!"
yeah I'm sure your grandparents are the best but it's halloween. get a slutty costume and let's go ham.
If it makes you feel any better about life I'm wearing yoga pants with granny panties and toms with socks cause fuck my life
I recently had a rabies scare because I thought putting socks on my hands to pick up a squirrel that got in my house was a good idea.
Woke up this morning with an extra $35 and someone else's ATM receipt. How much did I drink last night?
I've never been so tempted to check my phone during sex in my life.
I just had to explain to my grandma what a reach-around is. Too far..
did anyone ever come to your door asking about the blood on the floor?
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