Henry's handball, Tiger Wood's Car Crash, Roger Federer losing ... That's it....I'm throwing my Gillete away
I've already planned a drinking game for mtvs jersey shore....jagerbomb everytime they do
I think I just made patron unclassy I bought limes at a gas station and for salt we are using gas station packets of salt
alright so where did all these fingerpaintings on my bedroom wall come from?
dude. you drew those with your dick
Holy shit bill nye is being consulted as an expert on cnn and hes credited as the science guy. What the fuck is the world coming to?
Just made a coke joke and literally drooled on myself. How do we feel about pavlov's theory of conditioning now?
It's just a matter of time. The ball is in my court. Soon to be in her mouth.
Not gonna lie i was comfortable between the allsups air conditioners while you were talking to the cop.
I'm laying in the fetal position on the floor of my kitchen eating potato salad with my fingers. Please come over with some real food and keep me company.
Now I know he's not trying to fuck me. He took me to lunch at White Castle.
I had to rip your toilet paper for you...
I could go for watching some naked price is right. Looks like a good time to me.
The adults are the big ones right?
Dude she is fucking shit up. Her baby would be proud
I forget, are we banging TA’s for grades this semester or not?
Depends on how cute he is
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