I stood up and a chip flew out of my shirt and landed in the chip dish. I just walked away.
i love my job...i have craft hour at my desk w twizzlers
can u grab me a application
i just won an entire level on word mole with the word 'clitoris'
How was the bike ride?
Nope. High in the basement. Fruit cups.
i left with the words "thank you for undersanding my sluttiness"
Mom just referred to a 9 year old as "this bitch", so I'd say day drinking was a success.
I want to be the sort of person he can respect in the morning once the drugs wear off.
i think the last part kind of negates the first part there
You yelled to anyone that tried to help you "I have a burrito, what else could a girl want?"
I feel like you're gonna be reading this at 6 AM in a ditch or under a bridge, but please remember...I offered to drive you home. And you said no.
The sad thing is that it's 6:45 and you're not far off.
Now I don't feel like I'm sweating cheeseburger all the time.
You ask too many questions when I'm blowing you. You're like a dentist asking how my day has been during a cleaning.
I'm trimming my pubes right now and the battery was wearing down. So I chose to only trim one side. I cut the right side down and now I look like pubic two-face. Right all trim and near and left like a caveman.
All my female reproductive organs were screaming HELL YES last night.
i mean ive seen your left buttcheek how much more bro can this get
Is there any chance of you maybe wanting a bouncy house at your wedding. Like maybe a .0001 chance. If so I would totally chip in for that.
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