I feel like my sweat is 40 proof right now
its not stalking. its research.
explain the missing patches of hair on my cat. now.
well considering we left the bathroom with the mirror off the wall, a bloody nose, and clothes all messed up they assume im just a coke whore now..
When he left he said something to the effect of "well now that I've been used..." I think he may be on to me.
Uhm; your sign says 'Welcome to KFC' and for some reason I can't seem to open the door.
I still have way too many Frat houses to get blackout drunk at before I'm get in any type of relationship
Can't tonight. I'm supposed to get drugs for some college kids. Just doin my part in helping to enlight america's future
hes duct taped to the wall and we're throwing eggs at him. i love thirsty thursday.
Went outside and he was playing rock paper scissors with a cop over a drunk in public ticket.
When i said i was brazilian i swear to god he started to tear up
No,she came up with a new game: "Where is the most interesting place I can show Drew my asshole?"
i think the people from taco bell are onto us. they had my order ready today at 3am BEFORE I even got there.
if I was a good friend this would be the time that i would remind you that you have a boyfriend
why yes, bad decisions will be made starting at 3PM Thurs through 8PM on Sun. You have been warned. Plan accordingly.
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