'Watching yourself cry on Photobooth' is the new 'watching yourself cry in the mirror.'
thats the last time I fuck a piece of fruit on camera for him.
Good thing you left when you did - ended up getting banned from jimmy johns.
she's using motion activated glade air fresheners as some sort of early warning system
bong water from a few floors above me just splashed onto my face when i was looking out the window. Happy 4/21 to me
You destroyed the landscape if my vagina FOREVER.
Leaving your birthday party to engage in a threesome IS allowed. I checked the rule book.
I just masturbated and watched youtube makeup videos, which was just an extension of masturbation.
Please keep in mind you are asking relationship advice from a girl who fucked a guy just because we have the same name. Just keep that in mind.
He won't leave and I need to take a shit and vomit, quite possibly at the same time.
I'm drinking with a guy who apparently blew my dog sitter.
I didn't know how wild the party was going to be until one girl brought her pet raccoon
I refuse to be socially acceptable any longer than what is needed to pick up chinese food.
YOU CANT JUST BLOW GUYS BC THEY’RE NICE TO YOU LEXI
I CAN IF I WANT TO
Listen gotta draw the line somewhere. Apparently that line is at my nuts.
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