physics? naw man, teacher told us it was casual friday, so i decided to be super casual and not go.
I showered today. Officially upgrading myself to useless.
I might have a beer. Just to keep this hangover on its toes.
Dude I've kinda accepted I may leave Nola with the clap.
It was like stroking your vagina with a cloud.
Let's learn from last year: Leave the handcuffs at home on St Patrick's Day.
I just had to remind myself that I'm visible in real life. Sitting in the car in a parking lot, and almost took my shirt off because the tag is itchy and I wanted it off... and you know I don't wear bras...
He came to my Harry Potter marathon wearing a Hogwarts uniform. Of course I fucked him.
So I don't know, I'm not a doctor, but I might be juggling dates with 3 different guys...
Last night was incredible. I can tell by the nacho cheese on my jacket
I just pulled a seven inch black hair out of my ass. Pretty sure that means we're dating now
I hope I don't have to wait for another triple crown winner to get laid again.
We are all done wearing pants today
I'm just drunk enough to be eating egg rolls on the toilet
lol show me an arrest record and I'll drop my panties
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