you kept calling numbers in ur phone book and saying, "I love your show, I'm a long time listener, first time caller."
We discussed how the marijuana was making the dopamine float around our nucleus accumbens last night when we were high. Yet another example of how our science classes are perverting our good times.
The cops just drove by on their loudspeaker going DO NOT DRINK THE WATAHH
I love boston
we just finished making mockaritas... then we prayed
god you guys know how to party
worst. bachelorette party. ever.
Do you think he stole that soccer trophy that he gave you for the "best sweater award" from his five year old son?
I need to stop treating my body like that of a Vegas hooker on vacation in Ibiza
Bitch looked at my dick and said "I thought they called you horsecock, I'm already disappointed"
I told you that line would get her home never said it was a good idea
no one was sober enough to set up jenga so we just threw the pieces at the last person to drink
We went to the casino to try to earn enough money to go to new Orleans comfortably. I'm already drunk. This is a horribly immoral start to summer.
Just had a shirt made that says "I'm sorry" going to wear it every sat and sun morning for the foreseeable future
Shia LaBeouf arrested in austin for public intoxication. JUST DO IT
I gave you chlamydia, you gave me a concussion. Now we're even.
I woke up and finished the bottle like a champ
No, I barely made it home last nite. Kept telling cab driver I live across the street from Susan Sarandon?? Thank god her coop addy is posted online.
I’m honestly just flattered that you think I could make PornHub’s Top 10.
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