STUCK IN CAPS. WANA GET AFTER IT TOMORROW?
I've replaced the bottom of the food pyramid with alcohol.
Sometimes to bang a cougar u gotta play wii With her kids
How do you say "I always respond to booty calls" when you give a guy your number?
All of my current injuries can be related back to sex.
You know the party was great when the birthday girl gets arrested
I remember seeing his penis I just dont know exactly what I did with it
Can you explain to me why there are fake boobs glued on my chest?
Explain the King Dong next to my face.
I last recall trying to play piano and asking justin for drugs. I would like to think I then gracefully laid down on the couch and shut my eyes like a sleeping kitten.
Dude, he danced with the dog that some random chick was carrying at the bar. Then the dog jumped out of his arms and ran away. THAT definitely deserves a drink.
Thank you, BTW, for defiling my bed. Glad it was done well.
I just masturbated at work... Don't know why but I thought you should know
you were screaming "I don't need a shirt!" repeatedly while in the process of taking it off and flashing the bouncer. we got kicked out. thanks a lot.
Things change once you put a ring on it. 5 years ago if I had morning wood she would have gone nympho on that. Now I am just lucky if she touches it rolling when we sleep.
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