Do you ever look back at facebook pics and say, "are those really guys I had sex with?"
Oh. They ARE dating. Kinda sad. Have such an urge to be a huge bitch and steal him but my morality is in the way. FUCK YOU MORALITY.
Pretending to care about her feelings is becoming a full time job
I think call of duty has replaced my masturbating. And I'm alright with that.
I'm not sure, but I think she had a tampon in when we fucked
we boned then he told me that he had a thing for my gay roommate. worst night ever
Just had a handjob preempted by a huge bolt of static electricity leaping from her fingertip to my sack. I hate this time of year.
now I know why they wanted me to come. apparently gay guys are stripper magnets
Slipping me an edible before my ochem final was not your brightest idea. Looks like I'm switching to business.
Just drove past the dude that came in your sock
He just took a bite of each taco bell burrito and hid them throughout my apartment. this was 2 weeks ago and have found 30 burritos so far
If you bring home Chipotle tonight I'll give you an epic bj...ball play and all #datenight
I smoked too much. I'm sitting on my balcony and I keep getting lost. Help me
I just got dumped by my fuck buddy. Now I have to have sex with my husband.
I think its a little fucked up she invited you to her wedding, are you going?
There is a lot of acid in my drugs right now
....ill put you down as a no then
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