its not stalking. its research.
You said you were collecting Asians for your Kate Gosselin costume.
Dude, I don't care how big her tits are. I have to dump her. She shit in my shower.
according to the contents of this bucket, last night i swallowed a whole teabag
just went to my meeting with last nights make up still on, not wearing a bra, and the 14 shot tallies still on my wrist.. My advisor's questions should be answered as to why I'm not in my major yet.
You fuck like a mechanic. That is the universe telling you that is your true calling. Take this as a sign.
I have bruises all over from falling so much last night, I even have bruises on my arms from them picking me up off the street.. Oh vodka nights.
The worst decision I made last night was allowing myself to be duct taped to the ceiling
Opened the apartment door and the smell of sex and weed literally slapped me across the face. Kudos.
Did you leave ur panties in the sink?
Kitchen or bathroom?
I'm going to bed early so football can come sooner
I wanna get a tattoo next to my tattoo that says, my ex did this so don't fucking ask
Like wanna sit on your face while you speak German hot
i just woke up from a 4 hour nap, still drunk, to make mac n cheese.
All she said was "Do me by Friday."
Randomize
