On a scale from 0 to 24...wait, 3 to 24, where 6 is the lowest and 12 is the highest, how freaking high re you right now?
Bonnaroo quote of the day: "why the fuck am i pregnant?!?!" - exclaimed loudly by random hippie.
Now you know why i just sit on the toilet and scream
theres gunna be a new season of 16 and pregnant on mtv...WHERE DO THEY KEEP FINDING THESE IGNORANT PREGNANT GIRLS
on the way to work, i saw an empty wine bottle sitting in the middle of an intersection. i thought of you.
i can respect that.
Just fucked in his moms tanning bed. While it was on. Weirdest. Tan. Ever.
I just found her phone in the quesadilla maker...
He had a curved dick....must be a european thing
I'm stealing this baby.
Well I always support illegal activity but where would you put it?
Ack! That is the first dick pic I've ever received. A) congrats B) that is way grosser than I ever thought t would be.
Tequila pump. I'm ecstatic your engineering degree has real world application.
you never know what sharing a kayak could lead to
It's true
I agree with that homeless guy though, you do need a haircut
It all started with a game of naked twister.
It's not just going to appear. A lot of blood, sweat, tears, and leg work went into finding a cock that amazing!
Randomize
