Midgets have it so easy. They have so much less leg area to shave.
there's a guy on campus handing out business cards. you pay him to see if your girlfriend will cheat. the company name is "tying up loose ends"
I understand Curling. That high.
ya i found him eventually. hes the only one who drinks guiness so I just had to follow the darkest green puke trail
i think he saw me take a picture of his dick
Jumanji is 1000% better stoned while cooking breakfast.
I told you in the isle if you get the one that vibrates that I masturbating with it. Your fault.
Bullshit. You owe me a toothbrush.
All the party invite said was a date and "21 to drink, 18ish to sleep over"
We ended up on their roof with our pants around our ankles shotgunning beers at one point.
I just drove by a stop sign that had a used maxi pad stuck to it WHAT THE FUCK
Would I do it again? Probably not but still,I don't regret a single ratchet thing I've done in college.
He's very cute and has a totally sit-able face.
So her ex boyfriend came up a lot in conversation while I was fucking her. Is that weird?
Who the fuck has a conversation during sex?
am i the only one who finds it a little awkward seeing as we all made out last night?
My face is going numb. I think it's time I call it quits
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