I just found 'pokemon orgy' in my search history
It's hard to believe so much cum came out of such a small penis.
I told him I'd have sex with him for fried cheese. Does that make me a hooker or just fat?
Showed up 2 hours late and still drunk nobody gave me a high five. This intership is bullshit.
I'm stoned entirely off resin. Licking my blankets. Merry Christmas. Jesus died for our sins. Yay Jesus. I love you.
We're high and this subject came up and I'd like a female opinion: if you were a dude, what would you do if a girl tried to give you a foot job?
Doing the walk of shame and bringing my dad a newspaper en route. Favourite daughter status confirmed.
If you ever wanna get tagged teamed, army guys are pretty open to it. Write that down for future reference.
All I see when I think of you are dancing penis angels around your head.
I'm texting an actual stripper. A male stripper. I dont wanna talk about it yet
I apparently pulled his dick out at the bar and started yelling "DICK PICS IN REAL LIFE!"
I was having a serious heart-to-heart, and then the weed gummy kicked in.
I was just dry heaving outside of the Chem building when a guided tour walked by. Welcome to the Maritimes kids...
WE JUST PASSED A FUCKING SPACE SHIP! NOT JOKING! A REAL FUCKING SPACE SHIP! THIS IS NOT THE DRUGS! SPACE! SHIP!
She ripped her shorts off and yelled "VAGINA TIME!"
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