Good. You are like the clit whisperer.
so while we were having sex, he stuck it in my but, and when he finished he goes next time can we have anal. i don't know if that means im tight or my butt hole is loose, i choose to think the first one
My insides feel lik shag carpet. It is awesome
I dk what to do with this kid he is like legitimately interested in my life.
I just learned in bio that our sole purpose for life is to have sex.. so your high number is acceptable. its actually lacking.
Plus apparently whenever one of her friends loses their virginity they get a party with a funfetti cake which I found funny
i'll prob lay in bed. its weird not having to track my wallet down, its become such a weekly habit. i suddenly have so much free time
I guess I tried to show you how big my closet was and we ended up eating pickles in my bathroom
I'm challenging a 70 yr old alcoholic woman who is half my size tonight. Wish me luck
She just came to my house, with puke in her hair, to wake up my dad and scream "happy fathers day you DILF!" at the top of her lungs
She literally pulled the door off the hinges and "dropped" it down the stairs... Do I just say 'good job' and put her to sleep?
I want to tell you your future: you're going to be having sex
there are not enough nopes in the world for that situation.
YOU CAN'T JUST ADD EVERYONE WHO ENTERS MY VAGINA ON FACEBOOK WTF
I appreciate your acceptance of my lack of morals
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